|(Nicolás Maduro, president of Venezuela)|
"we know that our commander (Chavez) has gone to heaven and is face to face with Christ. He must have made such an impression for a South American to be chosen Pope."
Unbelievable you might say! A die-hard communist revolutionary impressed God so much he decided to make the head of the Novus Ordo church a South American. We fear that Maduro has like Francis been hanging out with too many radicals causing him to begin to think in this outlandish manner.
(video of Nicolás Maduro discussing how Chavez influenced God in appointing Francis)
|(Maduro presenting Francis with portrait of Simon Bolivar)|