Wednesday, June 3, 2015

Call Me Jorge's design was rejected!

When we heard that Catholic University was having a design contest for the an altar and chair for Francis to use during his visit to the city of brotherly love, Philadelphia, we were interested.  When we found out the prize money was $6000 we became very interested.  After all, think of what we could do to this blog with $6000!  We immediately set about creating a table suitable for the Novus Ordo and a chair worthy enough for one as humble as Francis.  To finish it off we added the human touch of Solo cups, which Francis' prelates used during his outdoor Messes in Rio, Brazil and Manila, Philippines, and then added a nod to the root of his faith, Hasidic Judaism, on top of the picnic table.  

Call Me Jorge's rejected entry with dunk tank chair 
and picnic table with Chasid menorah & Solo cups

Sadly, the Catholic University informed us that Team Call Me Jorge was not eligible to enter the competition as none of us were attending the school.  Our hopes for a wild card entry were also dashed by the president of the university.  Check out the winning entry below, we feel ours is not only more sustainable as it comes from already built materials but also cheaper and more suitable towards the banal tastes of Francis.

The Winning Design!!!
They better make that chair out of sturdy wood and make it double-wide.

A team consisting of Matthew Hoffman of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Ariadne Cerritelli of Bethesda, Maryland, and Joseph Taylor of Eldersburg, Maryland designed the winning entry.  They said, 


and further explained,


Monsignor Walter Rossi, rector of the Basilica of the National Shrine of the Immaculate Conception where Francis will be holding court said,


Cardinal Donald Wuerl chimed in with his two cents,

“The creativity, beauty and thought that went into each of the submitted designs is a visible sign of God’s grace at work among us in a unique way.”
...Cardinal Wuerl also remarked on the “incredible task” the teams faced in having just two weeks to design an altar, chair and pulpit that will remain in the basilica “for generations and generations to see.”

Perhaps Team Call Me Jorge should have spent longer than 15 minutes on our design but we believe bringing a picnic table and dunk chair, both from the outdoors or from the peripheries of American life, inside of a Basilica is just the type of revolutionary statement Francis would want to make.  After all if one doesn't like the design they must be unreceptive to receiving the Holy Spirit and surprises from God, at least that's what Francis would say.  The University's President Mr. John Garvey summed up the competition, 


In all seriousness, if that cardboard chair and table which won the competition are a thing of beauty then we have a bridge in Brooklyn to sell to anyone who is interested.


6 comments:

  1. It looks like a potty chair - not to mention no cross but that sodomite squaring the circle. Must say your design has much more originality, but frances wouldn't need anyone to dunk him - his own weight would dunk him immediately.

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  2. The Holy Spirit was obviously on holiday when that was getting designed it should have won the prize for managing to ensure that nothing remotely Catholic managed to appear in the design or nothing of Christ for that matter .

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  3. Ugly. From sedia gestatoria to this waste of wood. Much more eco-friendly and appropriate for the humble Francis would have been this: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-wnz5BcwfqMg/VHT1BiAF5kI/AAAAAAAAFFw/wJ098Ib5yj8/s1600/1.%2BP1200960.jpg

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  4. Freemasonry has always been ugly and deadly, not only to the body but more importantly to the soul.

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  5. Pope Francis is the Serpent's tail of Paul VI the UN-Jew puppet

    Pope Francis is following the Satanist impostor Paul VI who - surrendered - the papal crown and papal ring to the UN-Jew - to its Secretary General U Thant, a Buddhist - in 1964 - then he as pope went to pray at the UN-Jew Satanic prayer room, watch this video below.

    ALL Catholics must watch this video to understand why Pope Francis is behaving and talking as he is today.

    Pope Paul VI was an impostor who sold the Catholic Church's soul to the Devil the UN-Jew -- and all popes are his tail -- the Serpent's tail.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICc4pxx_mDg

    Then he built the Paul VI Hall - the temple of Satan in the Vatican - where Pope Francis meets every week - gullible sheeps Catholics who empower the Devil in the Vatican -- swallowed-up inside the belly of the Serpent.

    Watch this video of Paul VI Hall where (Jews are laughing at Catholics) because there is not one single crucifix (Jews killed Christ 2,000 years ago and they continue to kill Him today) or one holy statue or one holy image except the horrendous sculptor of a supposedly risen (deformed zombie shaped) Christ! Wake up (stupid) Catholics from your slumber

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WC-pVdGgK4

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    http://smoloko.com/?p=9611

    The Jewish War on Whites. The Jews are deliberately destroying America and Europe. They have always wanted to destroy Whites.
    https://justice4poland.com/2015/09/09/the-jewish-war-on-white-europe/

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    The Truth About Refugees - Video by Paul Joseph Watson. Thousands of Only young black men are being ferried - like free taxi - from Africa to Italy. Palermo used to be a tourist city now it's a pigsty filled with -- young black men who gang rape young white girls – to carry out the Evil Jewish plan to White Genocide.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfG1myglfhY

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    HOW THE JEWS ARE DESTROYING AMERICA -- All Christian churches and schools should read this and smoloko.com

    http://smoloko.com/?p=12741

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