It was worse when Richard Sparks was the pastor there. A small sample:
Fr. Richard Sparks C.S.P.
on Jesus and St. Mary Magdalene: “He [Jesus] had to go through puberty. He had to decide should I get married. He might have even had a prom date with Mary Magdalene. They might have even necked a little in the back seat of a car. He's like us in all things but sin - necking isn't necessarily a sin. He might have even petted her once or twice - it's like - ʻOh, wait, wait, wait, YES - NOW!'” – Fr. Sparks' commercially available audiotape, Catholic Sexual Morality: More Than "Thou Shalt Nots."
on the Blessed Virgin Mary and St. Joseph: “If you can't fantasize Mary and Joseph having sex - even if you wanted to say - okay, the Church says, ʻever-virgin' - okay, I leave that in place. I'm not out to change that. Church says, obviously for Jesus Mary was still a virgin - because it's like a miraculous conception - okay, where did all those brothers and sisters come from? They're cousins. Where did all those brothers and sisters come from? Joseph had children from a previous marriage. Okaaaay. But if somebody says, ʻDo you think Joseph ever wanted to jump her bones?' Do you think Joseph ever thought, ʻGod, why can't we consummate this thing?' By the way, in terms of Canon Law we could annul this marriage just like this - and he snapped his fingers. “We can annul it. Joseph can get another wife. Now, all I'm saying is - even if they didn't have sex, did they ever neck? or did they maybe cuddle and snuggle? Did he ever sorta fondle his wife? Did she ever kinda fondle him?” – Fr. Sparks at Religious Education Conference 2001, Los Angeles
on himself: “When I get up in the morning and look in the mirror in the BVDs, or in the altogether, do I want to be an androgynously healthy member of the human species - NO! I wanna be a handsome, hunky guy - and I am. It's a little bigger than Mel Gibson's, but the bigger the better I say.” – Fr. Sparks at Religious Education Conference 2001, Los Angeles
on women's breasts: “So I honestly do not know why women's breasts excite me. They are two big fat globules with little knobs on the end. I do not know why they excite me. But I like them. I like them in all sizes and shapes.” – Fr. Sparks' commercially available audiotape, Catholic Sexual Morality: More Than "Thou Shalt Nots." on homosexuals: “If you're celibate, committed to a partner in a relationship, or playing the field - preferrably not promiscuously [LGBT crowd titters] - if you're old or young, whatever your orientation, put yourself and your gifts at the service of God and humanity” – sermon at “LGBT [Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgendered] Mass,” Holy Spirit/Newman Hall, 20 June 2002
Mark - your samples here are a microcosm of the total apostasy and satanic deviltry that has infiltrated and taken over what used to be our Lord's Church and replaced it with this mockery that has taken to itself the name Catholic. And then we wonder why the evangelical heretics are scandalized? I'M SCANDALIZED. This "priest" who is no priest whatsoever will have his reward. May God open his eyes before it's too late for him. I shudder to think about it.
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ReplyDeleteIt was worse when Richard Sparks was the pastor there. A small sample:
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on Jesus and St. Mary Magdalene: “He [Jesus] had to go through puberty. He had to decide should I get married. He might have even had a prom date with Mary Magdalene. They might have even necked a little in the back seat of a car. He's like us in all things but sin - necking isn't necessarily a sin. He might have even petted her once or twice - it's like - ʻOh, wait, wait, wait, YES - NOW!'” – Fr. Sparks' commercially available audiotape, Catholic Sexual Morality: More Than "Thou Shalt Nots."
on the Blessed Virgin Mary and St. Joseph: “If you can't fantasize Mary and Joseph having sex - even if you wanted to say - okay, the Church says, ʻever-virgin' - okay, I leave that in place. I'm not out to change that. Church says, obviously for Jesus Mary was still a virgin - because it's like a miraculous conception - okay, where did all those brothers and sisters come from? They're cousins. Where did all those brothers and sisters come from? Joseph had children from a previous marriage. Okaaaay. But if somebody says, ʻDo you think Joseph ever wanted to jump her bones?' Do you think Joseph ever thought, ʻGod, why can't we consummate this thing?' By the way, in terms of Canon Law we could annul this marriage just like this - and he snapped his fingers. “We can annul it. Joseph can get another wife. Now, all I'm saying is - even if they didn't have sex, did they ever neck? or did they maybe cuddle and snuggle? Did he ever sorta fondle his wife? Did she ever kinda fondle him?” – Fr. Sparks at Religious Education Conference 2001, Los Angeles
on himself: “When I get up in the morning and look in the mirror in the BVDs, or in the altogether, do I want to be an androgynously healthy member of the human species - NO! I wanna be a handsome, hunky guy - and I am. It's a little bigger than Mel Gibson's, but the bigger the better I say.” – Fr. Sparks at Religious Education Conference 2001, Los Angeles
on women's breasts: “So I honestly do not know why women's breasts excite me. They are two big fat globules with little knobs on the end. I do not know why they excite me. But I like them. I like them in all sizes and shapes.” – Fr. Sparks' commercially available audiotape, Catholic Sexual Morality: More Than "Thou Shalt Nots."
on homosexuals: “If you're celibate, committed to a partner in a relationship, or playing the field - preferrably not promiscuously [LGBT crowd titters] - if you're old or young, whatever your orientation, put yourself and your gifts at the service of God and humanity” – sermon at “LGBT [Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgendered] Mass,” Holy Spirit/Newman Hall, 20 June 2002
Mark - your samples here are a microcosm of the total apostasy and satanic deviltry that has infiltrated and taken over what used to be our Lord's Church and replaced it with this mockery that has taken to itself the name Catholic. And then we wonder why the evangelical heretics are scandalized? I'M SCANDALIZED. This "priest" who is no priest whatsoever will have his reward. May God open his eyes before it's too late for him. I shudder to think about it.
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