Tuesday, August 11, 2015

Francis blesses the unborn children of pregnant brides


**** WARNING IMMODEST FEMALE DRESS ****
**** FRANCIS ****


Francis appears to need a remedial course on Marylike standards of dress.  Doesn't he understand one of the contributing factors to the women ending up pregnant before they married was their manner of dressing immodestly?  Maybe he could visit Bp. Fellay of the FSSPX, we hear he is teaching a class on Catholic modesty


“Looks like you already had your honeymoon, huh?”



“You must have just come back from the future…”
 
 

4 comments:

  1. you are likely wrong. When the recently married receive a papal blessing it is customary for the bride to wear the wedding dress. More than likely you are looking at good Catholic honeymoon babies.

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  2. That sounds like a real stretch, Chris. (But maybe you were just kidding.) Those are form fitting wedding dresses that will NOT allow for pregnancy weight and bulge that easily.

    Besides, Francis had no problem baptizing the baby of an unmarried couple earlier in his pontificate.

    Let's all celebrate scandal--the Francis way!!

    Seattle kim

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  3. The dresses weren't THAT immodest.

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    1. Perhaps you should read what constitutes Catholic modesty which we linked to above.

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