The newest popemobile will not be unveiled until Francis arrives in the United States of America. It is currently being made bullet-proof at the hands of the Secret Service and is rumored to resemble the Jeep (shown above), Francis used while in Ecuador.
According to the USA Today article, Pope Francis' popemobile is Jeep Wrangler for U.S. visit, Francis will be riding around in a Jeep Wrangler showing off his rugged style. What a metaphor for Francis' papal reign. This latest piece of junk manufactured by the Fiat (Fix It Again Tony!) corporation will be a complete fabrication of what it is supposed to be just like Francis is. It's a fitting tribute to a man who spouts off "pub theology" while the world goes to waste. Yes sir, Francis should be mighty proud of his rugged personality, and lack of accomplishments thereof. Thanks to Call Me Jorge... reader, Frank Morrissey for sending us this story.