Thursday, March 31, 2016

Francis with another Roaming Catholic fangirl

Yesterday at the conclusion of his general audience, Francis rubbed shoulders with a Hollywood B-list actress, Eva Longoria.  The former soap opera actress and cast member of the immoral show, Desperate Housewives was thrilled to have met his humbleness.  She posted a photo of the meeting (see below) and wrote this description on instagram:

Praying with Pope Francis ūüôŹ #Blessed #Literally

We at Call Me Jorge... are positive that Francis didn't correct her immodest dress nor rebuke her for her morally depraved and degenerate work.  Instead the conversation probably went like this... 

“Eva, you are so beautiful.  I’m glad to meet your newest fiance Jose Antonio Baston whom you are co-habitating with.  It’s nice you found love again after your Catholic marriages to Tyler Christopher and Tony Parker didn’t work out.  Pray for me and pray that on April 8th, 2016 when I publish my Apostolic Exhortation — Amoris Laetitia (The Joy of Love) you will be able to receive communion again.  Mercy, joy, blah, blah, blah...  I’m a big fan of all the work you do in North America promoting illegal immigration and the rights of illegal immigrants!  By the way Eva, that’s a nice red kabbalah bracelet.  Let me show you mine.  Rabbi Skorka made it for me and I use it to ward away Rosary-counters!”

Google search says it's a kabbalah bracelet too.

Eva wearing a kabbalah bracelet back in 2009.

Nothing says one is a Novus Ordo catholic like immodest dress, Hollywood movie & television roles, two marriages, pro-illegal aliens, cohabitation, and being a kabbalah practitioner!


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  2. The Kabbalah bracelet was the very first thing that sprung out from the picture. Leo DiCaprio wore his bracelet while meeting Francis. This is no coincidence.

  3. Let's hope she gets a free t-shirt with a pix of 'St' John Paul II to go with that kabbalah bracelet. If she plays her cards right she'll be in the line-up to get her toes kissed during Holy Week 2017.


  5. A magician envagelizes in Mexico:

  6. And you show that Eva's been wearing her kabbalah bracelet since 2009. How revealing! Wonder why she didn't give one to Papa Bergoglio as a gift? It would rank with the hammer-and-sickle "crucifix" he received so warmly in South America.

    Sadly, this post gave me my laugh of the day. Thanks for keeping us informed.

  7. It's all just a stupid sick joke at this point. The full flowering of Vatican II!

    1. Comment of the month!!
      I'm not keeping up with the V2 sect anymore,it's a waste of time.