Abp. Víctor Manuel ‘Tucho’ Fernández’s obscene poetry

Sáname con tu Boca: El Arte de Besar

Abp. Victor Manuel ‘Tucho’ Fernandez (aka Smoochie) wrote a book in 1995 while a priest,
in the diocese of Villa de la Concepción del Río Cuarto, titled, Sáname con tu Boca: El Arte de Besar (Heal Me with your Mouth: The Art of Kissing).  Hence, the nickname given to him by the internet — ‘Smoochie’.  Until recently this book had only been available in Spanish but thanks to an anonymous person the entire work with its disturbing content and images is available online in English for free. (***** WARNING IMMODEST IMAGES & LANGUAGE *****)

• Heal Me with your Mouth: The Art of Kissing by Victor Manuel Fernandez

In the Introduction, Smoochie Fernández explains,

“I want to clarify that this book was not written based on my own experience, but based on the lives of people who kiss. In these pages I want to synthesize the popular feeling, what people feel when they think of a kiss, what mortals experience when they kiss.

For that I chatted at length with many people who have abundant experience in this area, and also with many young people who learn to kiss in their own way.

I also consulted many books, and I wanted to show how the poets talk about the kiss. So, trying to synthesize the immense richness of life, these pages emerged in favor of kissing. I hope that they help you kiss better, that they motivate you to release the best of your being in a kiss.”

The book goes on to explore kissing with chapters on:  What is a kiss for?; Paths that lead to a kiss; What the poets say; The anti-kiss; What is said on the street; An infinite kiss; and The supermystic kiss.  Tucked into the book are two poems by Fernández on what else...kissing, that are not only disturbing but obscene.  Keep in mind as you read these poems that Fernández is a good friend and confidant of Francis who also ghostwrote Laudato Si’, Evangelii Gaudium, and Amoris Laetitia for him.  Also, remember Francis’ obsession with kissing, caressing, and tenderness, in fact he cannot kiss enough people whether they are: teenagers, refugees, altar boys, the disabled, babies, or socialist leaders who support abortion.  One is the company that one keeps and Francis’ is not only disturbing but anti-Catholic.

“He that walketh with the wise, shall be wise:

a friend of fools shall become like to them.”

Proverbs 13, 20

 Abp. Víctor Manuel ‘Tucho’ Fernández

You don’t notice,
inattentive.
Your lips murder.
Your eyes don’t notice,
distracted,
the wandering eyes
that are preoccupied
before the divine flesh
of your mouth. 
And you pensively miss
with that open mouth,
while behind you remain
the raving lunatics.

Come on down, my dear,
before you awaken
suddenly
someone desperate
with a terrible hickey.

How was God
so cruel
as to give you that mouth…
There is no one who resists me,
bitch,
hide it (Víctor M. Fernández).

 Francis and Tucho Fernandez go way back.

It strikes me,
this tricky mixture
of love and disappointment,
of desire and rejection,
of hope and fear.
And also this dream
which I do not want to fulfill.

To desire with all your soul
and to discover suddenly
that I no longer love you so much
that I no longer can
support the weight
of immense passion,
that infinite risk,
that mortal leap,
the dangerous game
that begins on your lips
and then
who knows… (Víctor M. Fernández).

 Francis ‘the humble’ ‘spiritual hugger’ and his ghostwriter ‘Smoochie’ Fernandez.

More on ‘Smoochie’ Fernández:

• Novus Ordo 101 - Fernández

• honorary doctorate for Rabbi Skorka