Nothing like a nun starring in a musical which makes a mockery out of religious.
What's the play about?
Sister Act was written by two Talmudic Jews, Cheri Steinkellner & Bill Steinkellner, a husband and wife writing team. Deloris (aka Sister Mary Clarence) the protagonist is a black woman on the run from her boyfriend who happens to be a murderer, involved in organized crime, and inconveniently married. Deloris introduces the nuns to the ways of the world and its vices. The nuns end up saving Deloris from her murderous boyfriend but sadly don't save Deloris' soul as they never bother instructing her in the faith. Not only does it make a mockery of the Catholic faith, it concludes with Deloris and the Mother Superior making a truce with the declaration that they aren't so different after all.
Is that funny Cristina? Or is it 'speak no evil'?
Using the confessional as a prop.
“Theater is a way to meet others and leave my message of love.”
Suor Cristina is back on The Voice of Italy. This time singing and dancing to the Cyndi Lauper pop song Girls Just Want to Have Fun! Suor Cristina took on challenger Luna Palumbo in a sing-off competition and was victorious. Before entering the singing ring for her battle Suor Cristina said,
What's next a duet with Francis singing Frank Sinatra's I Did It My Way or AC/DC's Highway to Hell? Isn't it Holy Week in Italy? Why weren't Suor Cristina and the other nuns in her order in church for Tenebrae? Does the Novus Ordo church even have Tenebrae? This shows perfectly what the counterfeit church of Francis is all about. Don't go to church to reflect on Our Lord's life & His Passion instead go on television, sing an inappropriate song, and gyrate your body. But it is OK because Suor Cristina told us "someone wants" her to do this!
Please dear reader, while you are in church during Holy Week, pray that Suor Cristina and Francis, through the Grace of God, will find the Faith.
I come home, in the mornin' light
My mother says "When you gonna live your life right?"
Oh momma dear, we're not the fortunate ones
And girls, they wanna have fun
Oh, girls just wanna have fun
Huh!
The phone rings in the middle of the night
My father yells "What you gonna do with your life?"
Oh daddy dear, you know you're still number one
But girls they wanna have fun
Oh girls just wanna have
That's all they really want
Some fun
When the workin' day is done
Oh girls, they wanna have fun
Ho, girls just wanna have (girls) fun (they want) (Wanna have fun) (Girls) (Wanna have)
Some boys take a beautiful girl
And hide her away from the rest of the world
I wanna be the one to walk in the sun
Oh girls, they wanna have fun
Ho, girls just wanna have
That's all they really want
Is some fun
When the workin' day is done
Oh girls, they wanna have fun
Oh, girls just wanna have fun (girls, they want) (Wanna have fun) (Girls) (Wanna have)
They just want, they just wanna (girls)
They just want, they just wanna (girls just wanna have fun)
Oh girls
Girls just wanna have fun (Just want, they just wanna)
They just want, they just wanna (girls)
They just want, they just wanna (girls just wanna have fun)
Girls, girls just wanna have fun
When the workin'
When the workin' day is done
Oh, when the workin' day is done
Oh, girls
Girls just wanna have fun, everybody, heh heh
They just want, they just wanna (girls)
They just want, they just wanna (girls just wanna have fun)
Oh, girls
Girls just wanna have fun (They just wanna, they just wanna)
When the workin'
When the working day is done (they just want, they just wanna)
Oh, when the working day is done
Oh girls (Girls just wanna have fun)
Oh, girls
Girls just wanna have fun (They just want, they just wanna)
With the Novus Ordo church everything is surreal. When you have changed all the sacraments and the highlight is a man-centered Novus Ordo Missae what else is expected? Last night on an Italian television program named The Voice of Italy there appeared a singing nun. Suor Cristina or Sister Cristina formerly Cristina Scuccia is Sicilian and twenty-five years old. She currently lives in Milan where she is a Ursuline nun of the Holy Family. Suor Cristina has dreamed since childhood of becoming a professional singer. It was music that originally attracted her to the convent. In 2008 the Ursuline nuns were having tryouts for a musical which Cristina happened to chance upon. At the time she was in rebellion against the Novus Ordo church but she was cast in the part of a sister and she fell in love with being a nun. This isn't the first time she has appeared on television. Franco Simone, Cristina's music teacher, had a television program, Star Rose Academy, in which he invited her to compete on. From that previous experience she went on to the Good News Festival 2013 which she won. Finally Suor Cristina appears on The Voice of Italy which we will briefly discuss.
(Suor Cristina performing Alicia Key's No One)
The following quotes have been translated from the Italian to English and are not perfect as we didn't have a transcript to work from nor the time to transcribe everything said but it does give the reader an idea of how the Italian judges and Suor Cristina view the Novus Ordo church.
After finishing singing with the crowd standing and chanting, "sister, sister, sister..." the judges said what they thought of Suor Cristina in hopes of getting her to choose to be on one of their singing teams...
"You're the sister I'm the uncle, if you sing in church on Sundays
with the donations they can
avoid paying the taxes, if I found you as a
child when I went to church, I would be Pope!
You and I are unbeatable,
we are the devil and holy water, you have to come with me."
- J-Ax -
"Good evening sister, but are you really a nun? How did it enter your mind to come on
The Voice ...? I do not understand anything, your welcome to choose."
- Raffaella Carra -
"When I turned around I thought I had a vision problem, I also like
the choice of
the modern song, I am holy water like you, we are an
impeccable duo, do not choose the devils."
- Noemi -
"I still have not woken up from when I turned around, I'm pinching
myself, you're
amazing, can you imagine what it would be if we are in
the same team
together, let's make holes in the ground, call it what
you
would like my mother, go in peace."
- Piero Pelu -
Who do you think Suor Cristina chose?
She picked J-Ax who flashed the 'corna' or 'devil horns' before he hugged her. As she relates, "I had promised myself that I would chose the first (judge) to turn around."
(Italian rapper J-Ax flashing devil horns.)
(How religious are treated in the Novus Ordo church.)
(Fellow nuns cheer on Sister Cristina.)
(Suor Cristina giving the devil horns.)
When asked why she was on The Voice of Italy she replied of her fellow nuns who were behind the stage "they have been pushing me to participate."
Suor Cristina also said,
"I'm a nun very true, I came to The Voice because
I have a gift I give you."
"Because
he (Francis) invites us to go out, to evangelize,
to say that God does not detract, in fact
gives us even more. I'm here for this."
Raffaella Carra asked, "What do you believe the Vatican thinks of you?"
Suor Cristina replied, "I hope Pope Francis calls me now!" Can you believe this is what passes for a religious in the Novus Ordo church? Nuns used to go to Mass, pray, teach in catholic schools, perform corporal acts of mercy like feeding the poor, and helping the sick. Suor Cristina is a reflection of the several past leaders of the Novus Ordo church but none more than Francis. She really thinks she is doing God's work on this earth by going on television and singing rock 'n roll pop tunes! This is where the S.S. Novus Ordo takes you along its voyage towards its final destination, Apostasy! Let us pray for Cristina Scuccia with the intention she finds the Faith and saves her soul for all eternity.
(Cristina Scuccia with her teacher Franco Simone.)
(Suor Cristina's appearance on Good News Festival 2013)