Showing posts with label Renault 4. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Renault 4. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 9, 2015

Francis unveiled his new 'humble' Hyundai Popemobile on 3 June 2015

Francis' new car is an open-roof, white Hyundai Santa Fe 2.2-liter 
4-cylinder CRDi turbodiesel engine with 200 hp and 422 Nm of torque.

It has a more narrow body and is lighter in weight.

This means is can maneuver around tight corners better and Francis' security team 
can better guard him because they can stay alongside the car through these turns.

 It's rumored there is no bullet-proof glass on this Hyundai.

The Sante Fe sits lower to the ground than previous Popemobiles, which means the crowd
will have to strain their necks even more to catch a glimpse of 'Humble' Francis.

That's how his humbleness rolls!

Will he use the Hyundai at tomorrow's general audience?

The new 'humble' Popemobile in action


Alas, we at Call Me Jorge... were hoping Francis would use his papal hooptie the Renault 4.



Sunday, June 1, 2014

Francis' papal hooptie

(Francis out and about in the papal car, a Renault 4, a piece of junk.)

The website, Tradition In Action, recently posted an update in a section called Church Revolution in Pictures.  The update is very effective in showing how papal transportation has changed since Pius IX up to the present time.  One can see how revolutionary Francis is in his quest to rid the papacy of all its pomp and dignity.  Is there anything in the world besides modernism, talmudic judaism, football, sodomites, and novelty which this man loves?



(Cartoon which shows Francis pseudo-humbleness with stickers on his Renault.)

(Presenting Francis with his new car, the papal hooptie.)

 

Sunday, May 25, 2014

humbleness in action

Thank goodness, Francis' public relations team headed by Greg Burke of Opus (Ju)Dei orchestrated another public act of humbleness for Francis to partake in.  We were beginning to forget he was so humble!  Way to notify the paparazzi ahead of time where Francis was going to be and what he was going to do, Mr. Burke!  Francis' papal hooptie, the Renault 4, must be in for repairs at the papal garage as he instead was riding in the papal econobox, the Ford Focus, for this trip.



Instructables for an 'impromptu' papal photo-op 

 Make a banner, with wish on it, old skool style!

Place old skool banner in prominent place.

Hang more banners & papal flag for photo-op.

Papal econobox will make an 'impromptu' stop.

Take photo of 'compassionate' Francis.

See story in the newspaper & on television!

Repeat as needed!
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