Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts

Saturday, September 22, 2018

Francis ‘jokes’, “I am the devil.”






“VILNIUS, Lithuania (AP) — The Latest on Pope Francis' visit to the Baltic countries (all times local):

6:35 p.m.

Pope Francis has acknowledged that his reputation pales a bit compared to St. John Paul II — at least as far as Poles are concerned.

Greeting journalists Saturday en route to Lithuania, Francis was given a book about the former pope by Polish photographer Grzegorz Galazka. Receiving the large book with a beaming John Paul on the cover, Francis quipped: "(Pope John Paul II) was a saint, I am the devil."

Laughing, Galazka immediately corrected him: "No, you are both saints! You are both saints!"

Francis' quip appeared to acknowledge that he has his detractors, particularly among conservative Catholics who long for the more doctrinaire papacies of John Paul and Emeritus Pope Benedict XVI.

The criticism of Francis by conservatives has grown more vocal recently amid the church's sex abuse scandals and the distress over his opening to letting divorced and civilly remarried Catholics receive Communion.



Yes, Francis you most certainly are!

Friday, February 2, 2018

The usurocracy gives Janet Yellin a macabre going away gift on Doubles-Day / 2 - 2


Dow down 666 points!  Worst week in 2 years!


numerical co-incidences (33rd day, two threes)



Actually the day of the 666 point drop occurred on the 2nd of February or 2 - 2.  This is the Day of Doubles having two twos and celebrates Double-entry, Double-money, Double-think, and Double-standard.



 Tav - 22nd letter of Hebrew alphabet

source: The Encyclopedia of Jewish Myth, Magic & Mysticism, 2nd Edition, by Rabbi. Geoffrey W. Dennis, page 653 of the epub edition, see entry - Tav.



The sum of the Day of Doubles is truth, perfection, and the end.  Black is white, white is black, good is evil, evil is good, it’s an inversion of everything.  666 is perfection.  22 x 300 = 6600 It’s Doubles everywhere!  What else do you need to know?



 Triangles, #72, and Doubling

Diagram of the Hebrew letters of the Tetragrammaton 
arranged in a Tetractys shape, showing that by 
the rules of Gematria the sum is 72.

Years required to Double investment = 72 ÷ compound annual interest rate

 For more on the number 72:



Janet’s moving on to the Brookings Institution


Double-speak about the 71 years old Yellen who spent 17 years in the Federal Reserve system running a Double-entry book with Double-money who is now moving on to cranking out Double-speak for the Double-government of a century-old American research group on Think Tank Row in Washington, D.C.




The Nunes memo was co-incidentally released today, revealing the illegal methods of the FBI - all crimes - obstruction of justice, perjury, and fraud upon the court.  What will Joe Q. Public do about the Double-standard?  Probably say it’s a joke and go back to watching the fixed sporting events on their idiot boxes.  Happy Doubles-day!


Another example from the numerous times the cryptocracy 
used ‘twilight language’ to have a jest with doubles.
source: Free Republic, republished Yahoo News article
Traders puzzled by eery "911" closing of S&P futures.






Thanks to Colin McKay and the interesting research he has put together over at Psalmistice.

Monday, January 15, 2018

Francis candidly jokes that ‘witch doctor’ is behind his stamina


Francis on his way to Chile.


On the papal airplane from Rome to Chile, Francis offered his latest off the cuff quip.
“Loud laughter accompanied the joke Francis made in response to the query asked by Cristiana Caricato, a journalist of TV2000, who, (upon) greeting him, had asked him: “We want to know what the doctor gives you so that we can take it too, we who struggle just as you do” — a reference to Bergoglio’s stamina during these trips. “But I do not go to the doctor, I go to the witch!”, he said, laughing with gusto.”

source: La Stampa, Vatican Insider, Che medicine prendo? Vado dalla strega! (English translation CMJ)

As is usual with Francis’ jokes there is always a grain of truth to his answers.  In the past Francis has:
  • told several blasphemous jokes about Our Lord (see #1, #2, #3),
  • we could go on but we think one gets the point.

All of these ‘jokes’ reveal facets of Francis’ inner-JewFrancis publicly maintains that, “One cannot provoke, one cannot insult other people’s faith, one cannot make fun of faith.”  Notice what he never jokes about Talmudic Judaism, the Holocaust, or noahidism — a synthesis of all heresies.  All these are strictly off limits while the Catholic faith is open to mocking jests.  We are digressing, returning to Francis reply, Francis does see witch doctors — typically they come to visit him.  Below are two of the witch doctors whom have visited Francis in the Vatican.


Liu Ming is a Taoist monk (aka witch) who has been Jorge Bergoglio’s
doctor since 2004.  He disturbingly practices Reiki energy on Francis.

A shaman (aka witch) performs an incantation on 
Francis (15 February 2017) in the Vatican.


So one can see the truth in Francis’ latest joke.  The question arises whom is Francis mocking when he jokingly but truthfully replies that ‘visits from witch-doctors give him stamina’?  Simply, the answer is the typical pewsitter that thinks Francis is a practicing Catholic.  Francis has nothing but contempt for these people as his mocking jests and  candid jokes reveal.

Wednesday, June 28, 2017

Alex Jones’ macabre jest


The five dancing Israelis



Alex dancing with five _________.



Alex Jones joins the Jewish controlled alt-right mainstream news



Alex back in the day



Alex on The Howard Stern Show talking about his then wife



Alex in February 2017


(Alex’s pro-Israel rants begins at 4 minutes and ends at 4 minutes 47 seconds.)



Related:

Wednesday, May 17, 2017

Francis a “devotee of the broom”


Francis the humble first Moslem sweeping St. Peter’s
Square after a Wednesday general audience.


“Some are devotees of the saint, others of ecology, 
and I am devotee of the broom he used.”



Martin de Porres Velázquez, O.P. (1579 AD -1639 AD) was a lay brother in the Dominican Order.  He is often portrayed with a broom.   This is a representation of his humility and the way he dedicated himself with love to even the most menial of tasks — something which Francis is entirely deficient of.  As we see in the video Francis is the joker when it come to the Catholic Faith but is pious and respectful when it comes to Islam and Talmudic Judaism.



After finishing sweeping, Francis’ inner-Jew came out and put a kabbalistic spell
on the broom.  Which he proceeded to ride back to Casa Santa Marta.

Monday, February 27, 2017

il Che GuePapa

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The Carnival of Viareggio featured a float named ‘il Che GuePapa’ created out of paper mâché by the brothers Vanni (Alessandro & Paolo).  As can be seen in the assortment of photos (above and below), Francis is wearing the revolutionary beret of the anti-Catholic communist, Ernesto "Che" Guevara Lynch, while holding a communist ‘hammer and sickle’ crozier and giving the communist clenched power-fist.  The paper mâché Francis is also surrounded by some of the worst communist ‘heroes’ — Mao Tse-tung, Karl Marx, Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov (Lenin), and Fidel Alejandro Castro Ruz — who are portrayed ironically as cherubim.  Recall, that Francis edited a book of dialogues between Fidel Castro and John Paul II many years ago, said in interview, “The Marxist ideology is wrong. But I have met many Marxists in my life who are good people, so I don’t feel offended”, and in another interview while laughing that, “I can only say that the communists have stolen our flag. The flag of the poor is Christian. Poverty is at the center of the Gospel [...] Communists say that all this is communism. Sure, twenty centuries later. So when they speak, one can say to them: 'but then you are Christian'”.  People dressed in the clothing of religious danced and gyrated in front of the float and wore giant necklaces which were a version of the ‘hammer & sickle crucifix’ presented to Francis in July 2015 by Juan Evo Morales Ayma, the socialist president of Bolivia.


Francis meeting with delegation from the Fondazione Carnevale di Viareggio, November 2016.


Interestingly, the plans for the float had to be submitted before and were approved by the Fondazione Carnevale di Viareggio back in August 2016.  Later that year in November, a delegation of forty people from the Fondazione Carnevale di Viareggio met with Francis after a general audience. They presented Francis with many gifts among them a was the hat of Burlamacco, the official mascot of the Carnival of Viareggio.   Francis joked that Burlamacco’s hat reminded him of a bishop’s mitre. He told the delegation that he had been to Viareggio before as he has a relative in nearby Pescia. The delegation invited Francis to the Carnival of Viareggio to which he replied, “Who knows?”  No word if the group informed him that he was to be one of the festivities.  Even if Francis failed to show up in the flesh at the Carnival of Viareggio, he was most certainly there in spirit!


Never one to let an opportunity to make a macabre jest of the Catholic Faith pass
by, Francis said the red hat of Burlamacco reminded him of a bishop’s mitre.




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The proposal sent in by the Vanni brothers and approved by the
Fondazione Carnevale di Viareggio in August 2016.



‘il Che GuePapa’ in the Carnival of Viareggio














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The delegation of forty people from the Fondazione Carnevale di Viareggio including the float drivers sit in Francis’ private box at his general audience and chat with him (12 November 2016).



the ‘il Che GuePapa’ float

Friday, February 10, 2017

Last week it was anti-Francis posters, this week a Fake L’Osservatore Romano




The Italian media is reporting that a faux L’Osservatore Romano is circulating in Rome.  It was sent to many cardinals at the Vatican by email and a select few members of the press.  The lead article declares that Francis has responded to the five Dubia submitted to him by the four cardinals, answering each of their questions with both “Yes & No”.  The fake paper also pokes fun at Antonio Spadaro, Pio Vito Pinto, Walter Kasper, Eugenio Scalfari, Christoph Schönborn, Gerhard Müller, and Lucetta Scaraffia.   Below in black and white is the best image of the spoof Call Me Jorge... found available, plus a color snapshot of the page.  Last week it was the anti-Francis pasquino, this week a fake L’Osservatore Romano.  What an embarrassment for the office of the papacy that people are mocking it left and right because of the un-Catholic behavior of the man occupying it.  We wonder what protest next week will bring?


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Thanks to the source tho sent us the original file!

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English translation!!!

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Monday, June 20, 2016

“Many dress up as Christians but are not really Christians.” — Francis on 20 June 2016 —


Did Francis have someone in mind when he said this?


Maybe a person who relishes telling blasphemous jokes about Our Lord?

Or perhaps someone who did the following?


Francis praying at Yad Vashem

Francis offering prayer at the Western Wall

Francis praying in Great Synagogue of Rome

Francis and rabbi Riccardo Di Segni in synagogue

Francis was delighted when presented with the heretical Communist Crucifix 

Francis examines the Koran in the Blue Mosque

Francis praying in the mosque

Francis praying in Grand Mosque of Koudoukou


Francis celebrating Hanukkah
(i.e. God's delight in the Talmudic Jews)

Tuesday, January 5, 2016

At least Francis wasn't making blasphemous jokes about Our Lord this time!



Or alternatively watch here or here.


This video exchange between Francis and a Mexican was recorded by one Mexican monsignor, Monseñor Carlos Alberto Cardona, on 1 January 2016 in St. Peter's Square.  We don't know if the person interacting with Francis was the monsignor or not.

MEXICAN:  “Pope, we are waiting for you in Mexico!”

FRANCIS:  “With or without tequila?”

MEXICAN:  “Lots of tequila!”


More of Francis' jokes:


It's no joke this is what passes for a monsignor today in the Novus Ordo.
Carlos Alberto Cardona in front of a Buddha in Japan.