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Francis candidly jokes that ‘witch doctor’ is behind his stamina

Francis on his way to Chile.

On the papal airplane from Rome to Chile, Francis offered his latest off the cuff quip.

“Loud laughter accompanied the joke Francis made in response to the query asked by Cristiana Caricato, a journalist of TV2000, who, (upon) greeting him, had asked him: “We want to know what the doctor gives you so that we can take it too, we who struggle just as you do” — a reference to Bergoglio’s stamina during these trips. “But I do not go to the doctor, I go to the witch!”, he said, laughing with gusto.”

source: La Stampa, Vatican Insider, Che medicine prendo? Vado dalla strega! (English translation CMJ)

As is usual with Francis’ jokes there is always a grain of truth to his answers.  In the past Francis has:

• told several blasphemous jokes about Our Lord (see #1, #2, #3),

• told a blasphemous joke about the Holy Trinity,

• blasphemously joked about St. Peter’s crucifixion,

• mocked an altar boy for his piety,

• mocked the confirmation ceremony with a joke,

• joked about breaking papal protocol,

• taught his Godson how to swear and laughed as this Godson swore in the middle of his Novus Ordo mess,

• joked to his rabbi handler that he was trapped in Rome when elected,

• mocked the account of God creating Eve in Genesis,

• joked that bishop’s mitres resemble Burlamacco the clown’s hat,

• mocked theology,

• joked that he is a Jew,

• routinely makes fun of the Church,

• said jokingly he is a devotee of the broom, and

• we could go on but we think one gets the point.

All of these ‘jokes’ reveal facets of Francis’ inner-Jew.  Francis publicly maintains that, “One cannot provoke, one cannot insult other people’s faith, one cannot make fun of faith.”  Notice what he never jokes about Talmudic Judaism, the Holocaust, or noahidism — a synthesis of all heresies.  All these are strictly off limits while the Catholic faith is open to mocking jests.  We are digressing, returning to Francis reply, Francis does see witch doctors — typically they come to visit him.  Below are two of the witch doctors whom have visited Francis in the Vatican.

Liu Ming is a Taoist monk (aka witch) who has been Jorge Bergoglio’s
doctor since 2004.  He disturbingly practices Reiki energy on Francis.

A shaman (aka witch) performs an incantation on 

Francis (15 February 2017) in the Vatican.

So one can see the truth in Francis’ latest joke.  The question arises whom is Francis mocking when he jokingly but truthfully replies that ‘visits from witch-doctors give him stamina’?  Simply, the answer is the typical pewsitter that thinks Francis is a practicing Catholic.  Francis has nothing but contempt for these people as his mocking jests and  candid jokes reveal.

Francis a “devotee of the broom”

Francis the humble first Moslem sweeping St. Peter’s
Square after a Wednesday general audience.

“Some are devotees of the saint, others of ecology, 
and I am devotee of the broom he used.”

Martin de Porres Velázquez, O.P. (1579 AD -1639 AD) was a lay brother in the Dominican Order.  He is often portrayed with a broom.   This is a representation of his humility and the way he dedicated himself with love to even the most menial of tasks — something which Francis is entirely deficient of.  As we see in the video Francis is the joker when it come to the Catholic Faith but is pious and respectful when it comes to Islam and Talmudic Judaism.

After finishing sweeping, Francis’ inner-Jew came out and put a kabbalistic spell

on the broom.  Which he proceeded to ride back to Casa Santa Marta.

Another day, another blasphemous comment from the mouth of Francis

“Inside the Holy Trinity they’re all arguing behind closed doors but on the outside they give the picture of unity.”

— Francis’ jokingly remarks, 17 March 2017 —

Francis met with representatives of Catholic Theological Ethics in the World Church (CTEWC) for 50 minutes on 17 March 2017 where he told this blasphemous joke.

More blasphemous jokes from Francis:

• Jorge jokes about Our Lord's Crucifixion
• The Last Lunch
• Is this going to be interview number eight?
• Francis the jokester is making fun of Our Lord once again!
• Francis tells his favorite blasphemous joke again!

Justin Welby jokes with Francis

source: twitter@CindyWooden, 6 October 2016

At least Francis wasn't making blasphemous jokes about Our Lord this time!

Or alternatively watch here or here.


This video exchange between Francis and a Mexican was recorded by one Mexican monsignor, Monseñor Carlos Alberto Cardona, on 1 January 2016 in St. Peter's Square.  We don't know if the person interacting with Francis was the monsignor or not.

MEXICAN:  “Pope, we are waiting for you in Mexico!”

FRANCIS:  “With or without tequila?”

MEXICAN:  “Lots of tequila!”

More of Francis' jokes:

• Jorge jokes about Our Lord's Crucifixion

• The Last Lunch

• Is this going to be interview number eight?

• Francis the joking modernist

• Selfie Sunday #6 (the joker)

• "Faith should not be mocked!"

• Francis is a pendejo (silly person)

• Jorge is a Joker

• Francis at the Improv

• Jorge Bergoglio taught his Godson how to swear!

• Francis the jokester is making fun of Our Lord once again!

• Good good good good vibrations

• Francis the 'humble' joker, makes a joke about himself breaking papal protocol

• • The Francis Comedy Show • San Giovanni in Laterano •

• Francis tells his favorite blasphemous joke again!

It's no joke this is what passes for a monsignor today in the Novus Ordo.
Carlos Alberto Cardona in front of a Buddha in Japan.

Francis the jokester is making fun of Our Lord once again!

Towards the end of April on the 28th of the month, Francis met with Rafael Correa, the President of the Republic of Ecuador at the Vatican.  You can see in the photo below, Correa is flashing the power fist of the revolutionary communist.

Correa is a founding member of the Alianza PAIS (Patria Altiva y Soberana).  In 2006 this political party signed an accord, with the Ecuadorian Socialist Party and the Communist Party of Ecuador, which helped propel him into the presidency.  One can imagine the two revolutionaries, Francis and Rafael Correa, meeting and laughing about how the world has turned out.  Rafael Correa shared one exchange with Francis on his twitter account. (English translations are below the screenshots.)

"We have arrived in Rome, it is more 

beautiful than ever, in Spring."

"We had an audience with the Pope.  Fraternal as ever and wanting very much to see Ecuador.  I can not believe the opportunities life has given me!"

"He told me a joke. All were surprised that he chose the name, "Francisco" because being Argentine, they expected 
that he would call himself, "Jesus II" ..."

"...A hug to our beloved Argentina, and sorry for 

the joke, but it was... from the Pope himself!"

This isn't the first time Francis has made fun of Argentina or Our Lord.  In a wide ranging interview, in March 2015, with Valentina Alazraki of the Mexican news program Noticieros Televisa, Francis asked, "How does an Argentinian commit suicide?" The answer, "He climbs to the top of his ego and jumps off!"

For instances, which we have covered, when Francis has made fun of Our Lord, Jesus the Christ, please see the following entries:

• Jorge jokes about Our Lord's Crucifixion

• The Last Lunch

• Is this going to be interview number eight?

More of Francis the modernist joking around:

• Francis the joking modernist

• Selfie Sunday #6 (the joker)

• "Faith should not be mocked!"

• Francis is a pendejo (silly person)

• Jorge is a Joker

• Francis at the Improv

• Jorge Bergoglio taught his Godson how to swear!

We, at Call Me Jorge..., have to wonder if he learned to use Our Lord's name as a punchline when he was a bouncer at the tango clubs, or from his young adulthood communist friends, even perhaps from his lifelong Talmudic buddies?

"Faith should not be mocked!"

...unless you are Francis!

"One cannot provoke, one cannot insult other people’s faith, one cannot make fun of faith."

- Francis' in-flight interview Colombo-Manila -

Below are some of the jokes Francis has made about the Catholic Faith. It is not an extensive list but should give the dear reader a general sense of the hypocrisy of Francis. One never sees or hears him mocking Talmudic Judaism, Mohamadism, Hinduism, Buddhism, or paganism. Francis reserves his invectives only for the Faith instituted by Our Lord, Jesus the Christ.



- Francis mocks an altar boy's faith -

"Are your hands bound together? It looks like they're stuck."

- Francis tells blasphemous joke to rabbis -

"a priest that over weeks gives antisemitic talks until Jesus, on the cross, looks at the Virgin,

who was at his side, and says to her,  'Mom, let's go since they don't like us...'"

- Francis on 17 January 2014 -

- Jorge tells a blasphemous joke about Our Lord's Crucifixion -

"It is about a Jewish boy who thrown out of all schools for being unruly until another Jew recommends to the father a "good Catholic school." And it encourages him that, surely, there (they) are going to straighten (him out). The father takes the advice. Thus passes the first month and the boy is very well behaved, without warning (surprisingly). Nor has he behavior problems in the coming months. The father, won by curiosity, goes to the rector to know how he managed this transformation. “It was very simple," replied the priest. "On the first day I took him by the ear and said pointing to the crucifix, ‘That was a Jew like you, if you misbehave, you will end up the same.’"

- from page 42 in the book, El Jesuita: Conversaciones 

con el cardinal Jorge Bergoglio -

- Jorge makes a mockery of confirmation -

"In fourth grade I asked my teachers to take communion with my uncle and they accepted," he says pointing to the only picture he has of them from that moment (first communion). I I also had my confirmation with him, and when he gave me the slap (which is part of the ceremony) gave me such a strong smack, my face turned. He looked at me, winked and laughed. It was one of the many jokes that he played on me" 

- Francis' nephew José Ignacio Bergoglio -

Why is Jorge Bergoglio kissing confirmands on the check instead of slapping the daylights out of them like he did to his nephew?

For it is impossible for those who were once illuminated, have 

tasted also the heavenly gift, and were made partakers of the 

Holy Ghost, Have moreover tasted the good word of God, 

and the powers of the world to come, And are fallen 

away: to be renewed again to penance, crucifying 

again to themselves the Son of God, 

and making him a mockery.

- Hebrews 6: 4-6 -

more on Francis' webcam session on google hangouts

Two more videos of Francis being the modernist he is from his webcam show yesterday.

Humor, modernism, throw-away culture, youth unemployment, and remember it takes a village to raise a child!

More encounter, more dialogue, and don't forget sports will bring about world peace!

Francis' first television interview

Francis granted his first television interview during World Youth Day 2013 in Rio, Brazil.  Our thanks to Bruno Moraes for providing English subtitles to the interview and Michael over at Public Vigil for bring it to our attention!  Some of the highlights included:

• The papal econobox, poverty of priests and papacy (2 min 3 sec)

• Casa Santa Marta residence is not humble choice but one made because he can't be alone, it is for psychiatric reasons (4 min)

• Was he scared when his car was mobbed by people on arrival in Brazil? (5 min 50 sec)

• With Francis, "it is all or nothing!" (7 min)

• Hummes & the Evangelicals ...speculates the church doesn't hug enough so Catholics become evangelicals & feel the Church is ignoring them due to priest shortage (8 min 40 sec) (tells a story about a women which he repeated to the priests in Caserta) 

• After election Hummes to Bergolgio, "Don't forget the poor!" (13 min 45 sec)

• The Curia is filled with many Saints! (14 min 55 sec)

• Since the Middle Ages the Church is always changing and constantly in need of reform.  It needs to be dynamic in order to be alive. (17 min 55 sec)

• Out of touch Francis doesn't know why the youth of Brazil were protesting  him (19 min 10 sec)

• Money is what rules today and causes the discard/throw away culture (21 min 30 sec) (misses the beam in his own eye which is usury)

• Starving children & uneducated children are big problems in world today (24 min) (What no mention of the Kingship of Christ?)

• His message to Brazilians is more dialogue. (25 min 25 sec)

• A catholic education isn't important.  Protestant, Talmudic, Orthodox educations are the same (26 min 23 sec)

• More on education children and starving children (27 min 40 sec)