glo-bull warming...is now climate change

The above video is from 2009 and was made by Catholic Climate Covenant during the reign of Benedict XVI but it plays as if it was made only yesterday.  Be assured anytime a bureaucrat (and yes we, at Call Me Jorge..., include Francis as one) tells you he has come to help, run the other way!  Often new laws and taxes are passed under the guise of a title such as; Save the Children Act, Patriot Act, or The Joy of the Gospel.  You can't be against the children, the country, or the Faith can you!?  When the reality is the exact opposite.  Children are not saved but harmed, the country is turned into a giant panopticon for the benefit of the cryptocracy, and the Gospels are nowhere to be found in Evangelii Gaudium, in fact following the teachings in it lead one deeper under the spell of Talmudic Judaism.

So what to expect from the soon to be released Global Warming Encyclical?  More taxes, less freedom, more interfaith & interreligious dialogue, more financial sacrifice, more poverty, more crime, and less of the Faith.  Don't worry Francis and the politicians will sell it to you with a tiny bit of guilt and a ton of emotion.  All those who don't know the Faith will feel so good as they go out and do what it says.  When few left believe the lie of global warming, the establishment rebrands it as climate change.  Since no listens to the high priests of science these days the cryptocracy then pushes it with their man, Francis the Humble, who many sadly still see as the moral authority of the world.  After all, he kisses babies, gives the handicapped spiritual hugs, and dishes out Mercy to all but 'traditionalists'.

The New Evangelization in the hip church of what's happening now!

Some of the long time readers of Call Me Jorge... may recognize this presbyter from the first Selfie Sunday entry posted.  He is none other than Roderick Vonhögen, a Dutch Novus Ordo priest. 

In the Novus Ordo, it's all about 'me'!

Fr. Roderick is a self-confessed science fiction / fantasy buff especially of the Star Wars and the Star Trek franchises.  Like Francis,  Fr. Roderick is all about the trivialities of the world. Recall, our post on Franics' latest impromptu interview concerning soccer.  Vonhögen has even written a book on his love of science fiction and fantasy while touting himself as a member of the avant-garde in social media.

Vonhögen has so many social media outlets, we doubt if we found them all.  There is his webpage, his twitter account #1, his twitter account #2, his facebook, his personal facebook, an instagram account, ad nauseam.  Taking a cue from his fellow presbyter, Fr. Zuhl$dorf, Roderick has a tin begging cup out as well.  On his patreon page, one can see that he has 81 patrons sending him $835.00 per month which works out to $10,020 per year.  What is the goal of this fund raising?  To help produce his four podcast shows and ultimately to make a documentary on Star Wars!  Is this man a priest or a comicon enthusiast posing as one?

Sister Cristina may save souls by opining on potato chips but this trio of presbyters saves souls by mock light saber fighting!

(from left to right) Fr. Darryl Millette, Fr. Kyle Sanders, and Fr. Roderick Vonhögen.

So how did Roderick Vonhögen get his start in social media?  If you guessed Saint John Paul II you are correct!  When John Paul II was sick in April 2005, Vonhögen began podcasting about the pontiff's health and one thing led to another until today, where we have the monstrosity of the Geek Priest.  In addition to all his social media outlets, Roderick founded & runs Star Quest Production Network and is host of Katholiek Nederland, a public television program.

Now on to the reason for this post.  The two videos below are typical of the garbage this Geek Priest churns out.  Watch him invoke the Old Testament story of David and Goliath in the second video when talking of Star Wars.

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Vonhögen uses God's name in vain several times in first video.


St. John-Marie Vianney would be horrified at this man

Some Novus Ordo theology for you

 
Living the Novus Ordo dream!

A Star Wars fan dressed as a jedi?  Nope, that's a priest.

Another impromptu interview with Francis

...this one is about soccer

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click here to watch on TyCSports' video webpage

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What chutzpah!

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Francis' choice of casual footwear is trickling down

Is that Cardinal wearing Nikes in St. Peter's Basilica or are those Pumas?

Guess which rabbi welcomed Francis to the Western Wall in Jerusalem?

If you guessed Rabbi (soon to be a Knight of St. Sylvester) 

Arthur Schneier you are correct!

On April 27th, Francis to award knighthood of Saint Sylvester to a rabbi for interreligious dialogue and for pushing holocaust education on the world

Benedict XVI visits Rabbi Arthur Schneier in New York City (2008)

"... how can we but revolt at Holocaust-denial? Victims of the Holocaust have not given us the right to forgive the perpetrators nor the Holocaust deniers ... we must transmit "never again" through Holocaust education to future generations ..."

Rabbi Arthur Schneier

 

 the Vatican’s representative to the United Nations, Archbishop Bernardito Auza 

“Pope Francis is bestowing the honor on Rabbi Arthur Schneier, who has worked unceasingly to promote peace and mutual understanding, in the firm conviction that respect for fundamental human rights, including religious freedom, are indispensable values for all peoples of the world to enjoy peace, security and shared prosperity.  A Holocaust survivor, Rabbi Schneier has always held this conviction in his heart and made it a principle of life.”

Archbishop Bernardito Auza

Oy vey! Another rabbi to visit Francis on 20 April 2015

Moscow's chief rabbi to meet with pope to discuss religious extremism in Europe

Moscow, March 31, Interfax - President of the Conference of European Rabbis, Moscow's Chief Rabbi Pinchas Goldschmidt will meet with Pope Francis in Rome on April 20, the rabbi's press service told Interfax-Religion.

"An era of constructive dialogue between the Vatican and Europe has arrived. We are allies today and we deeply respect Pope Francis as a person who has played an enormous role in promoting the development of inter-faith dialogue and in establishing peaceful relations between nations and religions," Goldschmidt said, according to his press service.

"We hope that jointly we will ward off the danger of Islamic radicalism threatening Europe. We are also deeply concerned about the fate of European Jews, many of whom are leaving their homes under this threat," the rabbi said.

The talks will also deal with the role the world religions are playing in establishing diplomatic and cultural dialogue between Russia and Europe.

The Conference of European Rabbis, led by Goldschmidt, unites Jewish communities and their leaders from 40 European states.

Francis administers his daily spanking to traditionalists

"Those who reject dialogue, disobey God!"

the new crop of 'pious' look at me seminarians

Is this charity or Francis' gossip police at work?

An unidentified Swiss Guard holds an umbrella for an elderly 

lady at St. Peter's Square while he listens to her talk on her 

cellular phone (12 April 2015).

Recall Francis words from September 2014 (underlines are our for emphasis), 

"The worst bomb inside the Vatican is gossip," which "threatens the life of the church and the life of (the Vatican) every day," he said, because it "sows destruction" and "destroys the lives of others." 

While there are many religious and laypeople in the Vatican who are "sowing good seed," the devil is still getting his way by using others "to sow weeds." 

Even the pope is not immune to this temptation, he said; it's a danger "for me, too," because "the devil gives you that yearning." 

So in addition to looking for the usual security threats, the pope told the security guards to also crack down on backstabbing and courageously call people out. 

Stop them in their tracks and say, "Please sir, please ma'am, please father, please sister, please your Excellency, please your Eminence, please Holy Father, don't gossip; that's not allowed here," the pope said.

update on 2015 Mandatum

• Church Revolution in Pictures - Pope kisses foot of transsexual

Francis is on a roll, 829 saints & 677 blesseds in just two short years!

Who needs a devil's advocate or two miracles?

Francis is cranking the Novus Ordo saints out at a record pace.

Francis is aiming for the Guinness Book of World Records!

Why not everybody?

Bishop Athanasius Schneider will save the Church with interreligious dialogue!

 “Anything that can bring about a mutual knowledge and respect between religions is a good thing.”

Bp. Athanasius Schneider, 5 July 2009

 Schneider with his modernist co-religionists

"Let us be grateful to God that Pope Francis has not spoken in the manner that was expected by the media. Up to now, he expresses in all his official homilies the beautiful Catholic doctrine."
Bp. Schneider, 30 May 2014

Athanasius Schneider wrote in his 2013 article,

"In an interreligious meeting in Kazakhstan, in which I participated, we spoke about the most holy realities of each religion. An Imam said, that for the Muslims the holiest of holy is the book of the Koran in Arabic l and he stressed saying: it would be an act of sacrilege when somebody will dare to touch the Arabic Koran with unwashed hands. Hearing this statement I suddenly was thinking about the scenes of the reception of Holy Communion in hand and without almost any clear sacral sign and surely without immediately preceding washing of the hands, which is the case in the vast majority of the Catholic churches all around the world. "

A quote from an interview he granted to a French newspaper, Présent, January 10, 2015,

"It is the Vatican II Council that gave a wider understanding of the Mystery of the Church according to the Teaching of the Fathers of the Church […]. Thus, the Church has been seen as “a people made one with the unity of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit” (Lumen Gentium 4) "

In a Latin Mass Magazine interview,

"Ecumenism is necessary in order to be in contact with our separated brethren and in order to love them. From the depth of the challenge offered to us by the new paganism, we may and we must collaborate with non-Catholics who seriously wish to defend the revealed Divine Truth and the Natural Law that God created."

Here's what he said at a conference for bishops in Rome on 17 December 2010,

"Taking account of the experience of several decades since then, of interpretations doctrinally and pastorally confused, and contrary to the continuity, over two millennia, of doctrine and prayer of the faith, the necessity and the urgency rise for a specific and authoritative intervention by the pontifical Magisterium for an authentic interpretation of the conciliar texts with completions and doctrinal clarifications: a type of “Syllabus errorum circa interpretationem Concilii Vaticani II.” There is need for a new Syllabus, this time directed not so much against errors coming from outside the Church, but against errors spread within the Church on the part of those who maintain a thesis of discontinuity and rupture with its doctrinal, liturgical, and pastoral application. Such a Syllabus would consist of two parts: a part marking errors and a positive part with propositions of doctrinal clarification, completion, and precision."

Does he not understand he is one of the errors within of which he speaks?

Where in the world is Suor Cristina?

Remember when Sister Cristina said she was going to bring God to people who had never known Him and convert them?  Here she is in Japan spreading the New Evangelization by way of eating potato chips!


Transcript courtesy of RocketNews

RocketNews24 (R): All right, let’s start the taste test!
0:42
Cristina (C): Pretty much any chip is probably going to be good. (Eats.) This is my first time experiencing this kind of flavor, but it’s good.
RocketNews24 (R): Thank you. This next one is a little spicy.
C: (Eats.) Oh. Yes. Good, but definitely spicy. Water please! (Eats the next one.) I can’t even tell my mouth is still burning. (Drinks.) Okay, I’ll try another. (Eats.) Oh yeah, this is a pretty typical chip I think.
R: Well this next one is pretty different.
C: (Eats.) Definitely different. What is it?
R: It’s wasabi.
C: Ah that’s why I like it. I love wasabi. I’ll have another. (Eats.)
R: Okay, last one.
C: (Eats.) This is an interesting flavor. I’ll try another. (Eats.) It’s new for me. It tastes like it has onions or something.
R: It’s sour cream and onion.
C: It’s good. All right, here’s my ranking. Although I think you already know what my number one is. Take a guess.
R: Wasabi beef?
C: Oh yes. That’s number one. The spicy one is number two. Third is the pizza one. Then the consommé one, that was my first time trying that, so it’s number four. Then sour cream and onion, and the classic one in last place. The wasabi one is very good, I want to come back to Japan and have it again. Thank you!
R: Thank you very much.




Again, here’s the official Sister Cristina ranking of Japanese chips:
#1: Wasabiifu (wasabi and beef flavor)
#2: Karamuucho (hot chili flavor)
#3: Piza Poteto (pizza flavor)
#4: Poteto Chippusu (consommé punch)
#5: The Poterican (sour cream and onion)
#6: Poteto Chippusu (light salt)

Cristina selling albums to bring people closer to ???

Translations of some of the more interesting parts of above video.

7:15
(Her greeting everyone in Japanese.)

9:15
Announcer (A): So what are your first impressions of Japan?
Cristina (C): It’s a country with a wonderful culture. Everything is so organized and orderly.
A: Have you tried any Japanese food?
C: I’ve had sushi before in Italy, but I’m looking forward to trying the authentic Japanese version here.
A: Ah, so you haven’t had any yet. Well please give it a try! We’ve also heard that you’ve been singing since you were a child.
C: I’ve loved singing ever since I was little. My passion for singing gives me energy for life.
A: Did your love of music have anything to do with you choosing to become a nun?
C: When I decided to become a nun, it was like I was hit by lighting. I was hit by God’s love, and it was so powerful I had to do something to respond to it.

12:26
A: We heard that at the beginning, there was some resistance against a nun singing pop music.
C: Yes, I was conflicted at the beginning too, wondering if faith and music can go hand in hand. But after working as a missionary in Brazil for two years, I came to the realization that faith and art can work together, that they are one in the same.
A: How did you feel first appearing on The Voice?
(Balloon pops.)
C: I felt like that! (the pop) I was very nervous at first. I was worried about whether everyone listening would accept the message I was trying to convey. And when I finally ended up winning, I don’t think it was myself that won necessarily, but rather that message I was trying to convey to everyone instead.

23:00
A: She’s cute, isn’t she!
C: Thank you.
A: So we heard that you’re donating the profits from this worldwide hit album of yours?
C: Yes, the profits will all be used to help with the social work that the order I belong to does, as well as future projects to help children and families around the world.
A: All right, so our last question: what kind of singer do you want to be?
C: I want to be a nun who sings, that’s all.
A: Well please continue to keep singing then, we love hearing you.
C: My singing is all thanks to God, so I will keep going for as long as I have his blessing to do so.
A: Thank you very much. We’re looking forward to hearing you more.
C: Thank you.

25:11
A: That’s the end of the questions, but now we’d like to have a “mini confessional,” where Sister Cristina can respond to problems given to us on Twitter and from the audience. Our first question is: “What should I do when I’m feeling depressed or frustrated?”
C: When I’m feeling down, I know that my whole body is down. I’m looking down, I feel bad inside, so what I try to do is look forward instead. I recommend looking up, keep walking forward, and trying to change your perspective a bit.
A: Thank you. Our next question: “My father recently passed away and I can’t get over it. What should I do?”
C: That is certainly a difficult time to go through. But thinking about it another way, your father is now at peace in Heaven. Like I said before, it might be best to try not to look down and focus on your own problems, but perhaps look around at the problems of others around you. Trying to help them and making them feel better will help you feel better as well.
A: Thank you. Next question: “No matter what I do, I can’t stop eating chips before I go to bed. What should I do?”
C: Maybe you should try eating something less oily than chips, like vegetables perhaps. If you eat oily things before bed then you probably won’t sleep well, and since I don’t think you want that, focus on being healthy instead. If you really want to eat those chips, then maybe enjoy them during lunch instead.
A: I think you’re giving the people who asked these questions a lot to think about! By the way, do you eat chips?
C: At the order we make lots of food with potatoes – boiled, fried – so I’m a fan of potatoes in all forms.

32:00
A: All right, last question: “I have a 20-year-old son obsessed with anime and not interested in girls. I’m worry I won’t have any grandchildren. What can I do to get him interested in women?”
C: There’s no need to worry. He’s only 20, so he still has plenty of time. I think that love is something that can come even if you’re not out actively looking for it.
A: Ah, what great answers. Thank you so much everyone who shared their troubles with us, and thank you Sister Cristina for taking the time to answer them.
C: Thank you.

34:04
(Live concert starts)
“Somewhere Only We Know”

37:44
“Fallin Free”

42:02
“Try”

45:25
A: Thank you very much. So everyone, what did you think of Sister Cristina’s live concert? Thank you for such wonderful music! Would you like to say something at the end here?
C: I feel very privileged to be able to come to Japan, and I’m very happy to have met you all here today. It has been a wonderful experience. Thank you all very much.
A: Thank you! Let’s give her a round of applause. One more time, that was Sister Cristina!
C: Thank you very much. Bye bye!

the Diocese of Osorno (Chile) welcomes it's new bishop (accused of covering up sex abuse), Juan Barros Madrid!

As Vatican reporter Nicole Winfield & AP reporter Eva Vergara wrote in the article, Pope Francis's Pledge Of Zero Tolerance For Child Abusers Is Being Tested In Chile,

Cruz has said that during the time he was abused, Karadima and Barros behaved intimately with one another in his presence. 

"I saw Karadima and Juan Barros kissing and touching each other. The groping generally came from Karadima touching Barros' genitals," Cruz said in a January letter to Monsignor Ivo Scapolo, the papal nuncio in Chile. Cruz provided a copy of the letter to the AP. 

Despite Francis' pledge to have no tolerance for abuse by priests, James Hamilton, another victim of Karadima's, said the appointment demonstrates to him that the church "had not changed." 

Hamilton, now a 49-year-old doctor, said Barros enjoyed watching Karadima commit the abuse. 

"I saw how Barros watched it all," he said.

the Archdiocese of Morelia (Mexico) celebrates Alberto Suárez Inda's elevation to the College of Cardinals

Not only was Isabel Lisboa's foot washed but the transsexual also received communion on Holy Thursday!

Foot Washing

Communion

"Il diario di Papa Francesco" - La testimonianza di Isabel

at the 16 seconds Isabel says, "Sonno un transessuale."

or translated into English, "I am a transsexual."

You can take the revolutionary out of Argentina and put him in the Vatican but he is still a revolutionary...

...Jorge 'the most humble & merciful' spits on Our Lord during the Mandatum on Maundy Thursday by washing the feet of women, one child, 
and one transsexual!

Raw footage from RomeReports

"Il diario di Papa Francesco" - La testimonianza di Isabel

at the 16 seconds Isabel says, "Sonno un transessuale." 

or translated into English, "I am a transsexual."

Jesus the Christ washing the feet of the Apostles at the Last Supper
(Do you see any women, children, or freaks?)

the entire sacrilegious monstrosity

This is nothing new for Francis the revolutionary...

Jorge Bergoglio and the Washing of the Feet

Holy Saturday

Gospel According to Saint John 11, 25-26

Jesus said to her: I am the resurrection and the life: he that believeth in me, although he be dead, shall live: And every one that liveth, and believeth in me, shall not die for ever.

A prophecy of the passion of Christ.

Prophecy of Isaias, Chapter 53

Who hath believed our report? and to whom is the arm of the Lord revealed? And he shall grow up as a tender plant before him, and as a root out of a thirsty ground: there is no beauty in him, nor comeliness: and we have seen him, and there was no sightliness, that we should be desirous of him: Despised, and the most abject of men, a man of sorrows, and acquainted with infirmity: and his look was as it were hidden and despised, whereupon we esteemed him not. Surely he hath borne our infirmities and carried our sorrows: and we have thought him as it were a leper, and as one struck by God and afflicted. But he was wounded for our iniquities, he was bruised for our sins: the chastisement of our peace was upon him, and by his bruises we are healed.

All we like sheep have gone astray, every one hath turned aside into his own way: and the Lord hath laid on him the iniquity of us all. He was offered because it was his own will, and he opened not his mouth: he shall be led as a sheep to the slaughter, and shall be dumb as a lamb before his shearer, and he shall not open his mouth. He was taken away from distress, and from judgment: who shall declare his generation? because he is cut off out of the land of the living: for the wickedness of my people have I struck him. And he shall give the ungodly for his burial, and the rich for his death: because he hath done no iniquity, neither was there deceit in his mouth. And the Lord was pleased to bruise him in infirmity: if he shall lay down his life for sin, he shall see a long-lived seed, and the will of the Lord shall be prosperous in his hand.

Because his soul hath laboured, he shall see and be filled: by his knowledge shall this my just servant justify many, and he shall bear their iniquities. Therefore will I distribute to him very many, and he shall divide the spoils of the strong, because he hath delivered his soul unto death, and was reputed with the wicked: and he hath borne the sins of many, and hath prayed for the transgressors. 

A beautiful poem for Holy Thursday

The Passion of the Christ

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