Enroll your son or daughter before it's too late!
This high school will not be known for its academics nor Catholicism but instead for its 'mercy' and 'spiritual hugs'.
In only four short years,
have your child learn how to:
Socialize with commies!
Hide the cross from the Talmudic Jews, as we don't want to offend the 'chosen people'
Eat Francis' favorites: pasta, bread, and anything with sugar,
none of Michelle Obama's nasty food is served here!
Ride in the Popemobile!
Mingle with pro-abortion politicians!
Hang out with fellow apostates!
Play with children!
Have your henchmen put neo-pelagians in their place!
Break the rules! (That's a man dressed as a woman whose feet he is washing.)
All about why we should follow the Noahide Laws!
Fill out the paperwork for a National ID Card & Passport!
To maximize cash flow from underutilized assets!
Be interviewed so that you are clearly understood by all!
Do 'hip' things like high-fives!
Pose for selfies like the Kardashians do!
Drink from kiddie cups!
Influence the hearts & minds of the new generation!
Tell blasphemous jokes about Our Lord!