Monday, January 15, 2018

Francis candidly jokes that ‘witch doctor’ is behind his stamina

Francis on his way to Chile.

On the papal airplane from Rome to Chile, Francis offered his latest off the cuff quip.
“Loud laughter accompanied the joke Francis made in response to the query asked by Cristiana Caricato, a journalist of TV2000, who, (upon) greeting him, had asked him: “We want to know what the doctor gives you so that we can take it too, we who struggle just as you do” — a reference to Bergoglio’s stamina during these trips. “But I do not go to the doctor, I go to the witch!”, he said, laughing with gusto.”

source: La Stampa, Vatican Insider, Che medicine prendo? Vado dalla strega! (English translation CMJ)

As is usual with Francis’ jokes there is always a grain of truth to his answers.  In the past Francis has:
  • told several blasphemous jokes about Our Lord (see #1, #2, #3),
  • we could go on but we think one gets the point.

All of these ‘jokes’ reveal facets of Francis’ inner-JewFrancis publicly maintains that, “One cannot provoke, one cannot insult other people’s faith, one cannot make fun of faith.”  Notice what he never jokes about Talmudic Judaism, the Holocaust, or noahidism — a synthesis of all heresies.  All these are strictly off limits while the Catholic faith is open to mocking jests.  We are digressing, returning to Francis reply, Francis does see witch doctors — typically they come to visit him.  Below are two of the witch doctors whom have visited Francis in the Vatican.

Liu Ming is a Taoist monk (aka witch) who has been Jorge Bergoglio’s
doctor since 2004.  He disturbingly practices Reiki energy on Francis.

A shaman (aka witch) performs an incantation on 
Francis (15 February 2017) in the Vatican.

So one can see the truth in Francis’ latest joke.  The question arises whom is Francis mocking when he jokingly but truthfully replies that ‘visits from witch-doctors give him stamina’?  Simply, the answer is the typical pewsitter that thinks Francis is a practicing Catholic.  Francis has nothing but contempt for these people as his mocking jests and  candid jokes reveal.


  1. Bl**dy hell, it would be a really impious joke even if he never let that witch cast spells on him. This way it's really messed up. Also, a nice list. It will open some eyes. Hopefully.

  2. Do you have direct evidence that Ming is a Reiki practitioner? I have not been able to find a direct link. Thank you very much.

    1. source for quotes:

      “Es un viejo mantra taoísta que significa: “Luego de la luz, toda mala energía pierde su forma”


      “No hice otra cosa que redirigir la energía del cuerpo. ”


      “It is an old Taoist mantra which means: "After the light, all bad energy loses its form".“


      “I did nothing but redirect the energy of the body.”

      The energy manipulation - energy force healing equals Liu Ming practices Reiki.

      Here's a video where Liu Ming talks about energy manipulation:

    2. Thank you very much!